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	2008.06.25  13.07 ( Private, mostly ) All right, I suppose the women's self defense classes are canceled, on the grounds that no one showed up. I guess I'll try to defend the one and a quarter million women in Brooklyn myself. Y'know, 'cept the ones that're committing crimes. Equal rights means that a female mugger gets shot with just as many arrows as a male one.

	2008.05.19  00.16 So hey, Zee. This is gonna sound a bit odd, but bear with me. I was having a nice day, had some chili on the stove. I bought a place to teach self-defense, so I don't have to shoot so many people. Then 'round 'bout, oh, now, I find myself in a cowboy hat in a Wild West version of Brooklyn. So there's no chance that you accidentally said, "Evila emoc hsitef yobwoc," is there?

	2008.04.13  20.40 Wonder how Quebec deals with superfolk. Guess I'll find out. Quand j'irai au Québec, j'espère que les Québecois serai plus sage que les Américains; je n'apporterai pas toutes mes flèches.

	2008.03.23  22.52 What're the Jews up to? The whole Jesus thing probably overshadows 'em right around now. Come to that, shouldn't the Romans be keeping their heads down? They try to play up the whole Catholic thing, but I think they're up to something. Keep your Messiahs out of Rome, is what I'm sayin'. And why does my spell checker recognize "Messiahs" as a viable word? How many times has it ever really needed to be pluralized before this?

	2008.03.10  02.04 I gotta say, I'm enjoyin' this new weirdness. For once it ain't hitting me, and crime's down. Everyone else's inside playing with their new no no bits instead of outside causing trouble. And those that do go out and cause trouble all seem to think I'd have a problem hitting a girl. That's sexism, my friends. And sexism is wrong.

	2008.01.17  02.28 Holy Hannah! I'm a damn infant!

	2008.01.15  02.52 ( Directed to Dinah, but don't read it. C'mon, Pretty-Bird. ) ...Sorry 'bout that.